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Wednesday, January 04, 2006

It's all about marketing

You know we've got a really really bad rep, I was told that a womans magazine had a poll and 30% of women would stay with a man that beat her whereas only 5% would stay with a man who was a tranny. Thats really sad.

So I reckon all we need is some better marketing of ourselves and to that end I'm collecting tag lines for a nationwide marketing campaign, the collection so far:

  • Tranny boyfriend - like a gay best friend with shagging
  • Date a tranny, double your wardrobe.
  • Tranny date - take as long as you like to get ready.
  • Does this go? - ask someone who knows - Tranny boyfriend.
  • Tranny boyfriend - take a smaller handbag tonight.

It's a winner I tell you.

4 Comments:

Blogger Jane said...

Lol!

Downside though he'll never believe that a skirt can be too short.

4:04 PM  
Blogger Karol Cross said...

And don't forget the shopping!
None of this looking bored hanging around the ladies changing room rubbish. No, your trannie boyfriend will be in there with you! lol

Welcome back Gillian! And so glad you left MSN Spaces. It is pants and thats official!

4:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Right on Gillian! There's an organization in the state of Georgia called Georgia equality that has started putting up surpise billboards. It will be say, a fireman and the words will say, "I save lives." Two weeks later, after everyone's seen it they go back and add under that, "And I'm gay."

We need the same sort of thing. "Hey! We're normal people that you meet all the time and what we do isn't wrong or weird!"

4:39 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

definitely a good marketing campaign is in order. I actual like all the the lines you had there

7:23 PM  

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