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kann ich dieses austausche bitte.
or
"Can I exchange this please", particularly useful for buying girls clothes, going home, finding thez don't fit then going back to the shop for the larger size. The clothing in questions was this gorgeous blouse from H&M, black, fitted, with these cute puff button down sleeves. When I bought it they obviously thought it was a present and I got it in a cute little cardboard gift bag that I merrily swung as I headed homeward.
When I went back to return it I think they might have clicked that it was for me, because all I got was rather brusque service and my new blouse back in a standard poly bag, didn't even get my original gift bag bag. Ho hum, wait till I go and guy the 'DressToDieFor' from their window, because I plan on trying that on, perhaps with an RG in tow.
Then as I was eager to get home to try on the blouse of cuteness, I bumped into some friends, and ended up bevvying and eating curry till the wee small hours, all the while with my little bag of girls clothes.
Was talking to great mate Debi the other day, they have postponed their wedding plans to next year at the earliest, so no imminent bridesmaids duties there, part relieved to be honest.
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Ich bin ein transvestite
I am a transvestite (Male Gender, of course)
or
"Can I exchange this please", particularly useful for buying girls clothes, going home, finding thez don't fit then going back to the shop for the larger size. The clothing in questions was this gorgeous blouse from H&M, black, fitted, with these cute puff button down sleeves. When I bought it they obviously thought it was a present and I got it in a cute little cardboard gift bag that I merrily swung as I headed homeward.
When I went back to return it I think they might have clicked that it was for me, because all I got was rather brusque service and my new blouse back in a standard poly bag, didn't even get my original gift bag bag. Ho hum, wait till I go and guy the 'DressToDieFor' from their window, because I plan on trying that on, perhaps with an RG in tow.
Then as I was eager to get home to try on the blouse of cuteness, I bumped into some friends, and ended up bevvying and eating curry till the wee small hours, all the while with my little bag of girls clothes.
Was talking to great mate Debi the other day, they have postponed their wedding plans to next year at the earliest, so no imminent bridesmaids duties there, part relieved to be honest.
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Ich bin ein transvestite
I am a transvestite (Male Gender, of course)
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