transvestite

Monday, February 27, 2006

Forgetting conversations

While I type this I'm having an IM conversation with a friend who I have been thinking about telling about Gillian, however this is how the conversation just went when I showed her a rubbish pic of me from a recent race I ran in (I looked completely and utterly stupid, I must buy a mirror)

[21:57:01] Chris says:Is that a short dress?

[21:57:11]Me: oh so now as well as looking crap out running I'm a transvestite is that it?

[21:57:22] Chris says: (chuckle)

[21:57:35] Chris says: Well you decided to share it with me


Cue pause in conversation, cue me thinking 'Wtf?' cue me trying to remember getting drunk in her company, OMG!!! cue right this second a very vague memory of a drunken IM conversation. Bugger, I think I did. Heck I thought this might be an interesting blog entry that might make people think 'Oh yeah I had a coincidental conversation like that' but in typing it I have just had a memory that I might have told her while pissed. Note to self, install a breathalyser on PC. bugger bugger bugger. Ho hum, add her to the list. However now I want to know if I did without actually telling her, suggestions?????

Well theres only one Latin for this isn't there?
In vino veritas
In wine is truth.

Wednesday, February 22, 2006

Cigar TIME!!!!!!!!!!

I made it!!! I'm there!!!! I am the number one google link for 'tansvestite' go see
http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&q=tansvestite&meta=

I'm actually a bit emotional now, I'm not sure I can blog right now, I'd like to thank you the users of the internet, in our short time together I've come to regard you all as, 'people who read my blog'

wonder what this will do to the site traffic - how exciting!!!

Damn I didn't have any Latin prepared, this is an off the cuff blog, hang on a minute maybe something modest
Transire suum pectus mundoque potiri
To overcome one's human limitations and become master of the universe

When a joke doesn't work

I crafted the most cunning of jokes and not one person got it, in the Fantasist Rant I put an ISBN number and no-one thought to look it up on amazon and mail me how fantastically funny and witty I am - why would that be?

Latin Corner:
Credo elvem ipsum etaim vivere
I think Elvis is still alive.

Monday, February 20, 2006

Fantasy Take 2

Right this entrys gone now, I was in two minds whether to post it or not and the first comment on it confirmed my doubts about posting it, so come back in a year and it might be back with pictures, and if that sounds intruiging then blame EnVérité . Or mail me and I'll tell you if I know you, or use the comment field to speculate about what it was or indeed might have been. For now tis lost to the internet.

For now some latin I was saving for a special ocassion but now seems appropriate.

Macdonaldus senex fundum habet. e-i-e-i-o. et in hoc fundo, nonnullas boves domesticas habet. e-i-e-i-o. cum moo moo hic, cum moo moo ibi. hic una moo, ibi una moo, ubique una moo moo. macdonaldus senex fundum habet. e-i-e-i-o.
Old MacDonald has a farm. E-I-E-I-O. And on this farm, he has some cows. E-I-E-I-O. With a moo moo here, with a moo moo there. Here a moo, there a moo, everywhere a moo moo. Old MacDonald has a farm. E-I-E-I-O.

Monday, February 13, 2006

You have a new message

Hi Gillian Stuart,

You are SADLOSERs newest contact!

If you don't know SADLOSER, SADLOSER is probably a fan of pulling one off the wrist while looking at tranny pictures or wants a bookmark so they can find you again for future monkey spanking sessions.

There is no obligation for you to reciprocate, unless you want to initiate a sordid and degrading email conversation.

Here's a link to SADLOSER's empty profile: http://www.flickr.com/blahblahblah/

You can see all of the contacts SADLOSER bashes the bishop to here: http://www.flickr.com/people/blahblahblah/contacts/

And photos of his knob during a particularly strenuous self abuse session here: http://www.flickr.com/blahblahblah/photos/

So, check 'em out! and feel dirty now!!!

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Sound familiar?

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Latin half hour:
Tanta stultita mortalim est
What fools these mortals be.

Friday, February 10, 2006

A fantasy

Ok this is a rant, I fantasise that fantasists woudn't post bollocks on forums. It's something that really gets my goat, heres how it works. Someone joins a forum, doesn't post a profile pic then posts accounts of wonderful days of shopping trips en femme or meeting with the most amazing acceptance. Eg

"Then I thought i'd be naughty and went into Next and asked the shop assistant if i could try on a beautiful dress, she was a lttle surprised at my nerve but soon we were chatting like schoolgirls and she secretly confided in me that she wished her boyfriend wore girls clothes so they could have girlie nights in together, then she said i was so convincing that I must come to her hen party"

It's just so bloody obvious and such an insult to the girls who have actually screwed their courage to the sticking point and are doing it for real. I can just imagine some sad HPW bent double over a speeding fist making up the story of their wonderful life.

Theres nothing wrong with fantasies, I've spent many a train journey immersed in 'Gillian the Bridesmaid' (available on penguin books ISBN: 0517886073 ) but to present fantasy as a factual account is just a lie and is wrong.

grrr I might even be too angry to do todays latin lesson, no I'll just put it in context:
spucatum tauri
bull shit

Tuesday, February 07, 2006

Suicide by lego

More web silliness, I can just see this lot getting hammered one night and then coming up with this idea

http://www.flickr.com/photos/eitheror/sets/1687654/

Damn clever. Talking of clever, this is just the neatest drawing tool for 3d cartoons and you can download it (hmm wonder how long before someone draws mohammed)

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5053834549541822378&q=drawing+duration%3Amedium

And lastly guess what!! some Latin!!
Suntne vacci laeti?
Are your cows happy?

Sunday, February 05, 2006

The pink is the one behind the black

Bit of trannying to be had last night, a club oop north was having a fund raising night and it coincided with a friends 21st so I headed northwards for a bit of prancing around in a frock. Funny thing, whihc getting ready, trying on outfits, packing, plucking etc, I just thought 'I can't be arsed' Still i went and I had a great time, saw some friends I hadn't seen for a while, too much dancing in too high heels, not sure what happend, I've worn these shoes before for an evening but I'm crippled today.

The theme was pink and black, hey trannies wearing pink - who'd have thunk it! By about quarter past three the trannies were getting thin on the ground and I couldn't find anyone to play with then I bumped into these ukranian girls who were somewhat overawed by the whole canal st area and wanted to know about whats happening and why I was dressed like that and wow you've got nice legs (ty girls - smooch). Always nice to do a bit of public relations in a frock.

Gillian and Nicola

Latin Lesson:
Imus ad magum Ozi vedendum, magum Ozi mirum mirissimum.
We are going to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Oz.

Thursday, February 02, 2006

Of Fear

I learned a new word today

Walloonphobia - Fear of the Walloons.

I'm actually quite scared by this definition because Walloons are apparently something people can be scared of, but I don't have the slightest idea what a walloon is nor why it should be 'the Wallons' with a capitalized W. I could be experiencing walloons day in day out and not knowing I should be scared of them. Food for thought.

Latin lesson:
Catapultam habeo nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam.
I have a catapult. Give me all the money, or I will fling an enormous rock at your head.